Tuesday, March 22, 2011

Five Reasons We Can?t Be Bothered To Watch ?Audrina?

We didn?t think it would happen.� We sincerely didn?t.

When Audrina Patridge starting squawking about her new reality series with producer Mark Burnett back in 2009, we brushed it off as another post-Hills ambition.� Kristin Cavallari had Hollywood hopes for herself after Laguna Beach ended, and Heidi Montag made good on her threat of recording songs, getting a head start on ?Operation: Salvage What?s Left.?� While we encourage everyone to reach for the stars, there are some who lack the talent to survive.� And so, we advise them to not aim so high and consider tacking their GED dreams instead.

PHOTOS: Audrina Patridge goes BONGO

Evidently having never seen Patridge on-screen (What?! You missed Sorority Row?!), Burnett saw a few magazine covers and thought,� ?This one?s lanky and cosmetically endowed.� She?d be game for familial exploitation!?

Click through the gallery to find out why we don?t think Audrina will stay afloat.

PS-If you must watch, Audrina premieres April 17th @ 9pm on VH1.

Veronika Vaeková Virginie Ledoyen Christina DaRe Brooke Burke Poppy Montgomery

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